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Have you ever read Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn ? Well, these very popular novel’s author is the same, Samuel Langhorne Clemens from his real name but you probably know him as Mark Twain. This great Novelist and Authors, Mark Twain was born on November 30, 1835 in Florida and died in Missouri, U.S. inĀ  April 21, 1910 at the age of 74. The American lecturer and writer is well known for his popular work which are Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, which are very good books…

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Here’s out list of the most popularĀ Mark Twain Quotes

Most of John Lennon’s Quotes are about: Mark Twain has a lot of popular quotes about life, death, religion, God, society, money, patriotism, war, time, truth and so on..

1. I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

2. I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

3. I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

4. I never let schooling interfere with my education. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

I never let schooling interfere with my education. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

5. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

If you tell the truth  you don't have to remember anything. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

6. In the first place God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

In the first place  God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

7. It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

8. It is not best that we should all think alike it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

It is not best that we should all think alike it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

9. It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

10. It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

11. It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

12. I've never let my school interfere with my education. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

I've never let my school interfere with my education. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

13. Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

14. Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

15. Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

16. Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

17. Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

18. Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. Quote by Mark Twain_png

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. Quote by Mark Twain_png

19. My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

20. My mother had a great deal of trouble with me but I think she enjoyed it. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me  but I think she enjoyed it. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

21. Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. Quote by Mark Twain_png

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. Quote by Mark Twain_png

22. Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time  and your government when it deserves it. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

23. Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

24. Prophesy is a good line of business but it is full of risks. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Prophesy is a good line of business  but it is full of risks. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

25. Prosperity is the best protector of principle. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Prosperity is the best protector of principle. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

26. Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre but they are more deadly in the long run. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre  but they are more deadly in the long run. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

27. Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

28. Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Suppose you were an idiot  and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

29. The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

30. The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same but the medical practice changes. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same  but the medical practice changes. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

31. The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

32. The lack of money is the root of all evil. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

The lack of money is the root of all evil. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

33. The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

34. The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

35. The secret of getting ahead is getting started. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

36. The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

37. The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

38. There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

39. There are several good protections against temptation but the surest is cowardice. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

There are several good protections against temptation  but the surest is cowardice. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

40. Thunder is good thunder is impressive but it is lightning that does the work. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Thunder is good  thunder is impressive but it is lightning that does the work. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

41. To be good is noble but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

To be good is noble but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

42. Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this except that it ain't so. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this  except that it ain't so. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

43. Truth is stranger than fiction but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities Truth isn't. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

Truth is stranger than fiction  but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities Truth isn't. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

44. Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

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49. We have the best government that money can buy. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

We have the best government that money can buy. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

50. What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

51. What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head and is known to none but himself. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head  and is known to none but himself. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

52. When in doubt tell the truth. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

When in doubt tell the truth. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

53. When people do not respect us we are sharply offended yet in his private heart no man much respects himself. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended yet in his private heart no man much respects himself. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

54. When we remember we are all mad the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

When we remember we are all mad  the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

55. Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority it is time to pause and reflect. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority  it is time to pause and reflect. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

56. Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

57. Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

58. Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

59. Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

60. You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

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