1. I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

2. I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

3. I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

I must have a prodigious quantity of mind it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

4. I never let schooling interfere with my education. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

I never let schooling interfere with my education. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

5. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

If you tell the truth  you don't have to remember anything. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

6. In the first place God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

In the first place  God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

7. It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

8. It is not best that we should all think alike it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

It is not best that we should all think alike it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

9. It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

10. It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

11. It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

12. I've never let my school interfere with my education. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

I've never let my school interfere with my education. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

13. Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

14. Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

15. Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

16. Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

17. Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

18. Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. Quote by Mark Twain_png

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. Quote by Mark Twain_png

19. My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

20. My mother had a great deal of trouble with me but I think she enjoyed it. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me  but I think she enjoyed it. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

21. Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. Quote by Mark Twain_png

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. Quote by Mark Twain_png

22. Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time  and your government when it deserves it. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

23. Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

24. Prophesy is a good line of business but it is full of risks. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Prophesy is a good line of business  but it is full of risks. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

25. Prosperity is the best protector of principle. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Prosperity is the best protector of principle. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

26. Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre but they are more deadly in the long run. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre  but they are more deadly in the long run. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

27. Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

28. Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Suppose you were an idiot  and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

29. The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

30. The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same but the medical practice changes. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same  but the medical practice changes. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

31. The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

32. The lack of money is the root of all evil. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

The lack of money is the root of all evil. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

33. The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

34. The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

35. The secret of getting ahead is getting started. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

36. The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

37. The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

38. There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

39. There are several good protections against temptation but the surest is cowardice. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

There are several good protections against temptation  but the surest is cowardice. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

40. Thunder is good thunder is impressive but it is lightning that does the work. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Thunder is good  thunder is impressive but it is lightning that does the work. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

41. To be good is noble but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

To be good is noble but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

42. Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this except that it ain't so. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this  except that it ain't so. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

43. Truth is stranger than fiction but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities Truth isn't. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

Truth is stranger than fiction  but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities Truth isn't. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

44. Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

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Twain_House_first_floor_library_HABS_CONN,2-HARF,16-63 - Copy (8)_jpg

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Twain_House_first_floor_library_HABS_CONN,2-HARF,16-63 - Copy_jpg

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Twain_House_first_floor_library_HABS_CONN,2-HARF,16-63_jpg

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49. We have the best government that money can buy. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

We have the best government that money can buy. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

50. What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

51. What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head and is known to none but himself. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head  and is known to none but himself. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

52. When in doubt tell the truth. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

When in doubt tell the truth. Quote by Mark Twain_JPG

53. When people do not respect us we are sharply offended yet in his private heart no man much respects himself. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

When people do not respect us we are sharply offended yet in his private heart no man much respects himself. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

54. When we remember we are all mad the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

When we remember we are all mad  the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

55. Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority it is time to pause and reflect. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority  it is time to pause and reflect. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

56. Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

57. Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

58. Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

59. Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

60. You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. Quote by Mark Twain_jpg

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